O Come All Ye Faithful
Part two
Santa seemed to have his own idea on how to relieve his tensions as he passed over some Strawberry Lube.
No Santa, I don’t know what ingredients are in there. It could include glycerine, paraben or aspartame which aren’t good for me. Did you not read my blog post? Maybe you could get me some Give Lube in my stocking? I don’t need lube anyway. I’m sure you can work your magic and get me in the mood. You should know better than anyone that Christmas is all about the giving!
Well, I see why Santa has elves to make all the toys in the workshop now. He really isn’t that good. Okay, I was being nice (see Santa, I can be nice). He’s awful. Poking, jabbing, and scratching. Ouch! I’m sure Rudolf could have done a lot better. We all know the story of why he really has a red nose after all. Wasn’t a very nice way for Comet to find out about Vixens cheating though. His revenge of making it stay red forever was amusing however. The reindeers were right to laugh and call him names…