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Nipple Sex Tracker

Posted on Apr 15, 2014 by in Dirty Little Whispers | 1 comment

What does a Nipple Sex Tracker bring to mind? Well, in my head there are some pert breasts with nipple radars beeping. However that’s not quite what this new service provides.

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Nipple is a tracker aimed at those who have a lot of one night stands or several partners.

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Do you have sex with that many people you can’t remember their names? If it’s a one night stand, I generally don’t need to remember their name and if it’s a frequent partner then I hope you would know!

I do like this app though, despite it’s reasons for existance.

As you know I only have one partner, Play With Changes. So forgetting his name isn’t an issue, but as far as remembering when we last had sex goes, I do tend to forget. It’s long distance and sex isn’t that frequent at time.

So what exactly can you track?

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I have to say, I love the cute little pictures. In terms of ease of use and adorableness, I’m a big fan. These are the basic starting points. You can only select one option, which is a it limiting as often it starts with masturbation, then oral, then sex. However later you have the option to select them all. As for the kissing option, if I wrote down every kiss it would be a bit over the top. Although if you were only just starting amongst many partners, first kisses are a sweet thing to track.

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The ‘With’ option doesn’t really have many choices, at all. I know trying to get down every type of person is tricky, but I would like an option to add their own identification.

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Write down their name, you will want to know who you had sex with. More for your interest than because you have forgotten their name I hope. If don’t know their name, we’ve all been there, get them to add their number to your phone. Doesn’t matter if it’s a wrong number as they don’t want you to have it, you can at least have the ability to know the name of who you slept with.

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Who do you think is better in bed, the Latinos or Indians? Obviously not at all based on race and more their ability in the bedroom, but still an interesting aspect I think.

You can then add some characteristics. At the moment the options are the same for whatever you click. I’ve already said I’m having sex with a man, so chances of him being a MILF? None. He’s a DILF ;-)

Where are they from? Great range of options here.

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You can select as many positions as required, but I would like an option to add more myself and perhaps a bit of a description as some things don’t have names as such.

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Again I would like more options here, especially as vibrators are missing, but that still wouldn’t be enough for me I would want to note the exact toy I was using.

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The grammar here annoys me but that’s because I’m one of those annoying grammar police people. You can only select one contraception type and in my opinion you need to be able to select more and with a wider choice. Injections, femdom, implant and so on.

The ‘Location’ options are well done, with first stages asking whether it was at home, a hotel, open air, transport or public location with the second level of options relevant to these.

You can also then add which City you had sex in.

The final option is of course, how was the sex?

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So what’s the point in inputting all this information?

Screen Shot 2014-04-15 at 11.55.18You can get some fabulous charts!

I think it’s interesting to see over a period of time how many times you have sex in a certain positions and any patterns. It would be great to also be able to add time of day to the record to see if you have more sex in the morning/evening.

There is also the promise of some fancy new data which I am looking forward to.

You can keep your Nipple account private, or share it with the world.

You also score Nipple points. I’m not entirely sure what these are rated on, and seem pretty pointless, but the slight competitive side of me really wants some more points!

Overall I think it’s a cute idea if you really are that bothered about how many times you have sex. I’m sure the novelty will wear off soon, but I’m going to try my hardest to see what my chart ends up like after a few months.

When Nipple reaches 50K registered users, they are giving away a trip to Las Vegas! You could definitely make use of the hotel option there.

All images taken from Nipple website. You can find Nipple on Twitter.

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1 Comment

  1. Well, I wish I had somebody to give me feedback on my almost identical app :) Also in beta, all be it mine is from 2011. Its the same premise.

    Good idea about the holiday trip :D I’ll steal this idea I think.

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