C is for Cunnilingus

B is for Blowjobs

C is for Cunnilingus

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Are you a cunnilinguist? Try saying that when drunk ;) Honestly, I can’t even say it sober!

You all know what that is right? I see you all nodding, but some of you are lying right? So in terms you’ll understand… Eating pussy!

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Oh, well, maybe that wasn’t quite clear enough for some.

The word Cunnilingus is of Latin origin (if we learnt things like this is Latin I would have paid more attention!) cunnus, meaning vulva, and lingua meaning tongue.

I must admit, I’ve never muff dived. I wonder how many bottles of wine it would take for that.. maybe one day I’ll find out.

However I have been on the recieving end plenty. The thing that gets me about this, is that it just sounds like a cat lapping up milk. It’s such a distracting sound!

I know a few of my friends have mixed views on this. They think going down on a girl is a disgusting idea, they’ve never tried it, they don’t know what they’re missing! You’ve got to give to recieve, so unless they want their cocks biting they better sort out their attitude.

The one tip I have: If the girls legs start shaking – don’t stop what you’re doing!

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So what do you think, dive in or run away?

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