B is for Blowjobs

B is for Blowjobs

Blowjobs of course, don’t really include much blowing. So for some completely random reason, I know that blow jobs were origionally called below jobs, and then it got shortened to blowjobs.
I can’t tell you how I know this, I just do. I would google it to prove it, but my internets not working right now. So you’ll just have to trust me ;)

I’m apparently amazing at blowjobs. Despite having a ridiculously small mouth :o
It’s really not that difficult to suck and lick a mans cock.

Although, apparently for some it is. I love hearing bad blowjob experiences. Thats cruel right? Those who bite, scratch their teeth down the cock, deep throat and throw up or put their jaw out (sorry hurt or heal,couldn’t resist mentioning that one!)

The best thing about giving a blow job, apart from hearing men moaning in pleasure and being able to tease them by stopping just as they’re about to cum, is strawberry lube. Tastes like the strawberry sauce you put on ice cream. Yummy. Although, I wouldn’t advise to put ice cream on their cock. It might go into hiding!

Oh, I also discovered don’t give a blowjob with champagne in your mouth. I heard the bubbles made it tingly so thought I’d give it a try. Instead it feels like burning. Oops! It’s the thought that counts ;)

Do you have any blow job stories to be laughed at share?

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